Dig the table centerpieces, Jones soda design and outfit accessories, but not sure if I’d trust a creeper near my wedding cake! More photos of the incredibly adorable geeky couple (Matt and Asia) at the link above, as well as more info on the wedding and decorations!
Water Temple
Track by Cory Johnson
Printable solar cells could turn anything into an energy source.
A team at MIT has developed a process to ‘print’ solar cells onto almost any surface. Using chemical vapour deposition, the process uses “abundant organic molecules” to convert about 2 percent of the available energy into light. Typical solar panels are around 12-17% efficient, but the team thinks 10% efficiency is achievable.
The cost of installing panels keeps many people from adopting solar power, Barr says. By integrating it into ordinary materials, he thinks he can clear that hurdle. “You’re already hanging a curtain in your house,” he says. “Why not add some energy to that?”
(Source: businessweek.com)
Shepard, Go the Fuck to Sleep:
The varren nestle close to their cubs now.
The Elcor have laid down in their keep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, Shep dear.
Please…Go the fuck to sleep.
The windowless Geth ship is dark, child.
The Krogan sleep down in the deep.
I’ll clean every last one of your toy ships if you swear—-
You’ll go the fuck to sleep.
The ships that soar through the sky are at rest
And the rachni who crawl, run and creep.
I know you’re not horny. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the fuck down, Shepard, and sleep.
The wind whispers soft through the ship, Shep.
The crew, they make not a peep.
It’s been thirty-eight motherfucking minutes already.
Goddamn, Shepard—-what the fuck? Go to sleep.
All the soldiers on base are in dreamland.
The troopers have made their last leap.
Hell no, we can’t go to a strip club, Shep.
You know where you can go? THE FUCK TO SLEEP.
The harvesters fly forth from the swamplands.
Through the air, they throw shit and reap.
A bitch fit is filling my fist, Commander.
Please, fucking shut up and sleep.
The thresher maw is sleeping and snoring.
Wrapped all in this…big nasty heap.
How can you do all this other crazy shit—-
But you can’t just lie the fuck down and sleep?
The weapons are all in the armory, now
And the shit you never let me keep.
No more fondling, damn it—-this kink shit is over—-
I’ve got two words for you Shepard: fucking SLEEP.
The Salarians recline in their labs and coats.
Legion has finished his security sweep.
Fuck your stuffed Kaidan ass, I’m not getting you shit—-
Close your eyes. Cut the shit. Sleep.
The Reapers are fucking shit up
And Earth’s just a big garbage heap.
My life is a failure, I’m not your damn ‘Gare-bear’—-
Stop touching me there!—-Go to sleep.
Your fish are all staring at us.
As I lie here and openly weep.
Sure, fine, I’ll bring you some scotch—-
Who the fuck cares? You’re not gonna sleep.
This room is all I can remember.
Your clothes are all tacky and cheap.
You win. Go ahead. I’ll turn off my visor.
As I nod the fuck off, and sleep.
Purring and twitching I wake my ass up
To find your eyes shut, so I keep—-
My talons crossed tight as I get the Hell away,
And pray that you’re dead or asleep.
I’m finally looking at Fornax.
Calibrations are looking just fine. Beep.
Oh Fuck. Holy Shit. You’ve got to be kidding.
COMMANDER, GO THE FUCK BACK TO SLEEP!!!
Crocheted Mass Effect N7 Symbol blanket …
I noticed my ideas for projects are increasing at a much faster rate than my hands can cooperate. Time is always an issue as well.
For now, I’m crocheting a flag size Zelda symbol for my friend Neuf. Hope to finish by the end of the week to get the achievement.
Wasting time?! No, I’m enhancing my creativity and improving my decision-making skills, thank you very much!
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I’M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I’M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
(Source: th-recklessandth-brave)
